Some years ago
|Some years ago, Michael J. Flanagan, a successful New York contractor, was standing on...
Crazy Nun
One day a little old nun was going 35 miles an hour down the...
Texan Heimlich Maneuver
Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite truck stop when...
Polish Space Program
Q: What’s delaying the hillbilly space program?A: Development of a working match.
which end of a worm is which
|How can you tell which end of a worm is which?Tickle it in the...
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock…
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock that only went ‘tick, tick,tick’?'Ve...
Priests undies
Why did the Priest wear underwear in the shower?He didn’t want to look down...
An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday…
An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday, and gathered lotsof friends and family in...
Redneck’s last words
What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?”Hey ya’ll....
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits…
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits,and lives in Melbourne, Australia? Salman Rushdie.