A memory problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...
An aging hooker volunteered to give the novice…
An aging hooker volunteered to give the novice a few tips on the art...
Halls of Justice
|A judge was annoyed to find that his car wouldn’t start. He called a...
How did he look?
A woman went to her shrink because she was having severe problems with her...
Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization
Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization… Simply send 6 x 10^50...
A Present for Little Johnny!
Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of it....
What’s the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?
What’s the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?A woman who won’t do...
Part of the service
|Polceman: “I’m afraid that I’m going to have to lock you up for the...
Will you marry me?
|An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years. The man finally...