If She Married Him, She’d Be…
If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she’d be Yoko Ono Bono.If Dolly Parton married...
half of everything
Three guys are walking in an abandoned warehouse. They find a genie bottle. They...
What do the Pope and the Giants have in common?
What do the Pope and the Giants have in common?Both cram 30,000 fans in...
On Divorce
Divorce is bachelorhood, with strings attached…Tis better to have loved and lost….than have to...
Human Resources Memo!
TO: All Employees FROM: Human ResourcesIt has been brought to management’s attention that some...
Violin jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow...
This kid knows the answer!
One day at kindergarten a teacher said to the class of 5-year olds, “I’ll...
Zit?
Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde’s butt?A: A brain tumor.
About last night
After the annual office Christmas party blow-out, John woke up with a pounding headache,...
Mr. Jones had hired a new secretary…
Mr. Jones had hired a new secretary. She was young, sweet and very polite....