Elephants III
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close...
Classified Ad Bloopers
As the following classified classics will demonstrate, there are often more laughs on the...
The Redneck Capenter…
Some men in a pickup truck drove to a lumber yard.One of the men...
Excuses To Use When Caught Sleeping At Work
They told me at the blood bank that this might happen. This is just...
Playtonic relationship
A nosey neighbour remonstrated with the woman in the adjoining apartment.”Mrs Smith, do you...
What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?
What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?A slap happy...
Adultery
An old man went into confession and told the priest: “Father,I’m 81 married with...
Clinton’s Son
What happened to Chelsea Clinton’s younger brother?Monica swallowed him!
On the beach, how can you recognize a guy who uses an inflatable doll?
On the beach, how can you recognize a guy who uses aninflatable sex doll?Instead...
One balmy evening in Rome the Pope decides to…
One balmy evening in Rome the Pope decides to take a walk.He slips out...