Automotive horror
|As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering,...
Women’s Snappy Comebacks
Women’s Snappy Comebacks:Man: =”Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the...
Nuns at the Gate
So, four nuns die at about the same time, and are waiting at the...
MATERIAL SAFETY DATA SHEET On Woman
MATERIAL SAFETY DATA SHEET Workplace Hazardous Materials InformationSystem ———————————————————————-Substance: Woman Manufacturer: God Typical Size:...
Chinese Goer
A Chinese man arranges for a hooker to come to his room for theevening....
Yo Mamma
Yo mamma’s armpits are so hairy, it looks like she got Don King in...
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes? A nervous wreck.
If Men got pregnant!
1. Maternity leave would last two years….with full pay.2. There would be a cure...
Dog and Fox
What is the difference between a dog and a fox?About 5 drinks.
How do you know when you have a serious overbite?
How do you know when you have a serious overbite?When beaver starts tasting like...