Real news headlines 01
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Include your Children...
He goes up the wall!
|What does a spider do when he gets angry?He goes up the wall!
Little old Mr. Ravelli is on his front stoop…
Little old Mr. Ravelli is on his front stoop, barbequeing a chicken on a...
Wheat Field Blonde
One day a Blonde and a Brunette were driving through the country..The Brunette noticed...
For Chocolate Lovers
For Chocolate Lovers:If you’ve got melted chocolate all over your hands, you’re eating it...
What’s the difference between a Geneologist and a Gynecologist?
What’s the difference between a Geneologist and a Gynecologist?A Geneologist looks up your family...
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???A kidney...
The Whales.
Your momma so fat, when she goes to the aquarium the whales sing “WE...
Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud noises…
Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud noisescoming from his...
Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay…
Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay looking out over the harbour. One...