What did God say after creating man?
What did God say after creating man? “I can do better”
Lawyer Means…
What’s the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician.
Two fools are about to go flying
|Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies...
You might be a redneck if…deer head
Your mounted deer head sports a baseball cap and sunglasses.
What Is A Penis
On the first evening of their honeymoon, they are sitting on the balcony of...
An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon…
An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon. They...
What’s that thing on your Neck?
Oh my God!!! What’s that big ugly thing on your neck?! Oh, it’s just...
A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman…
A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman. She...
101 Things Not To Say During Sex
But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me up for that? Did I mention...
Things in Life I’ve Learned.
I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is...