The Vet/Taxidermist
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights...
Relativity
Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...
You tell me!
A game warden came upon a duck hunter who had bagged 3 ducks and...
Owl
Q: What does a blonde owl say?A: What, what?
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?So it doesn’t explode when you...
Psychic Phenomena
Do you ever get the vuja day feeling? Not deja vu. This is vuja...
Afternoon Quickie
Joe and Wanda had a small apartment in the city and they decided that...
Medicine Cabinet
Why did the blonde tip toe past the medicine cabinet? So she wouldn’t wake...
You are from Canada
|You know your from Manitoba, Canada, when…. You only know three spices – salt,...
Accordion jokes
|An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A:...