60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy
1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it’s cute. 3. Who circumcised...
Mother-in-law killed
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Stuttering animal
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class,and the teacher says that aninteresting phenomenon...
The Emergency
A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just after arriving...
Why didnt NASA send a woman to the moon yet?
Why didnt NASA send a woman to the moon yet?Because it does not need...
Longest word
What’s the longest word? Smiles! Why? Because it has a mile in it!
How do men sort their laundry?
How do men sort their laundry? “Filthy” and “Filthy but Wearable”.
Two attorneys went into a diner…
Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches...
The other day my house caught fire…
The other day my house caught fire. The insurance agent said, “Shouldn’t be a...
A man answers the phone and has the following…
A man answers the phone and has the following conversation: “Yes, mother, I’ve had...