Little johnny’s parents
One day at school, the teacher sees cuts and bruises all over little johnny’s...
Critical Vet
A veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor. The doctor asked...
Pencils
How can you tell a blonde is under stress?She’s got her tampax behind one...
Bronze sculptures
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
The Redneck Capenter…
Some men in a pickup truck drove to a lumber yard.One of the men...
Two Nuns
There were two nuns…One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the...
The computer user’s reboot poem
|Don’t you wish when life is badand things just don’t compute,That all we really...
Travel to Heaven
|This 85 year old couple, having been married almost 60 years, had died in...
Using The Thermometer!
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...
What does Bill Clinton say to prospective interns?
What does Bill say to prospective interns?”Haven’t I cum across your face before?”