Elephant
What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? SWIMMING TRUNKS...
Santa vs. system admins
|The similarities between Santa and System Admins1. Santa is bearded, corpulent, and dresses funny.2....
Where are we?
|Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle...
Polish Fisherman’s Bag
A Polish man was walking down the street, carrying a brown paper bag. He...
A school teacher injured his back and had to wear…
A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around...
I was walking down an alley last night…
I was walking down an alley last night, when I heard,”Help! Help!” coming from...
Wedding Toasts 6
The groom, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, “I’ve found a...
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?He was looking for Pooh!
Long Amusement
Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?A: Write ‘Please turn over’ on...
Festivity Levels
Festivity Level 1: Your guests are chatting amiably with each other, admiring your Christmas-tree...