Santa’s Pet Peeves
|Department Store Santa Peeves8. Kids who refuse to believe that it’s fruitcake on your...
My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
Nutty Problem
A group of psychiatrists go to tour an insane asylum that is known for...
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?”Chop chop.”
One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten…
One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten for lunch. Not finding his mother...
Out of food supplies
|With four daughters and one son always dashing to school activities and part-time jobs,...
Super Looong List of One-Liners!
Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?A. We’d...
Gas stations..
Why do they always lock the bathroom doors at gas stations?Are they afraid someone...
Why Studying Is Better Than Sex
10. You can usually find someone to do it with. 9. If you get...
Problems and Male Gender
Ever notice how so many of women’s problems can be traced to the male...