His military etiquette
|Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: Sure, buddy. Officer: That’s...
Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?
Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?Because women don’t get blowjobs...
Repetitiveness
After the lavish wedding reception, the newlyweds retired to their Honeymoon Suite. The groom...
Bad Santa
A little girl asked santa to send her a sister. Santa said on one...
The South Takes a Cue from Oakland
The South Takes a Cue from Oakland Everyone is familiar with the plan to...
Refrigerated Pussy
On the eve of her wedding, the bride-to-be confessed to her best friend that...
Cliff Hanger
A blonde, a redhead and a brunette all jump off a cliff. Which onehit...
How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb? (The long ladies version)
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light...
ELEMENT: WOMAN
ELEMENT: WOMANSYMBOL: WO DISCOVERER: ADAM ATOMIC MASS:Accepted as 53.6 Kg, but known to vary...
Snail Tracks
Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn’t leave tracks...