Why don’t men get mad cow disease?
A woman asks: “Why don’t men get mad cow disease?”Another woman replies: “Because men...
Pronounce it please!
Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started arguing...
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant? He forgot to wrap...
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow?
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for...
Didja hear the news
|”Didja hear the news?” asked Keenan of his pal at the saloon. “Harrigan drank...
What on earth!!!
Two college students, Frank and Matt, are riding on a New York City subway...
Winnie The ????
“Winnie The ????” It was the first day after Christmas vacation in a 3rd...
Disorderly conduct
|Three men stood before a judge on a charge of drunk and disorderly conduct...
One Last Night
One day, this guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a...
Heavy metal guitarist
Q: How do you get a heavy metal guitarist to stop playing guitar?A: Put...