Witch
What do you call a witch at the beach? I don’t know? A sand-witch!
I’ll Come Home When…
A guy was walking around the office Christmas party belting down drink after drink....
He Said – She Said
He Said…She Said:He said… I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got...
So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite…
So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite,he was really...
The Chinese construction worker.
A foreman at a construction site gathers three of his workers: an Irishman, an...
Flute jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players...
How Army policy began
|This is Army policy all begins… Start with a cage containing five apes. In...
How can you tell if your date really digs oral sex?
How can you tell if your date really digs oral sex?She hikes up her...
Obituaries
Where do you look for blondes’ obituaries? Under “Home Improvements.”
5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.