Love & Marriage Quotes
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be...
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke?
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke? Oh, about ten pounds, and...
A WOMANS SCHEDULE
A WOMAN’S SCHEDULE1. Get up. 2. Pee. 3. Drink raspberry-cranberry tea. 4. Pee. 5....
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and…
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked andwas climbing into bed when his wife...
Caught by alligators
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Smaller or larger tuxedo
|A friend got married and I, being the best man, decided a humorous practical...
A Lutheran pastor, a Catholic priest and a Rabbi…
A Lutheran pastor, a Catholic priest and a Rabbi were fishing from a boatnot...
George Bernard Shaw
|While at a concert being performed by a very bad orchestra, George Bernard Shaw...
War ad
Will sell for parts one F-117 Plane in wrecked condition. Self pick-up from Yugoslavia...
Telephone Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a telephone?A: It costs 30 cents...