Fishing on the lake
|A famous admiral and an equally famous general were fishing together when a sudden...
Identify the problem
|A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but was not getting...
This bloke went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous…
This bloke went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous honey sitting by herself...
Why the big fight?
|A man being mugged by two thugs put up a tremendous fight!Finally, the thugs...
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats…
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the...
Pickup Lines
1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.2. Can I...
No Sex on the Ark!
When the Ark’s door was closed, Noah called a meeting with all the animals....
When Reaches Orgasm
Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm?A1: She drops her nail-file!A2:...
The Florist
A local florist just went out of business, but it was his own fault.He...
Stolen Car
Stolen Car A man walks out of a bar, stumbling back and forth with...