Answering machine
|Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably...
Hop-scotch!
|What do Scottish toads play?Hop-scotch!
A nun is walking down a deserted road when…
A nun is walking down a deserted road when a man grabs her and...
Church announcement bloopers!
15 actual announcements taken from church bulletins:1. Don’t let worry kill you- let the...
Medical Record Quotes
The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians. They appeared...
An old woman came into her doctors office
An old woman came into her doctor’s office and confessed to an embarrassingproblem. “I...
All of a sudden, the wife smacks her husband…
All of a sudden, the wife smacks her husband. The husband was totally dumfounded...
Rubbit the Rabbit
A guy goes down south to be a farmer because it’s his life long...
36 things you’ll never hear from a Redneck!
36 things you’ll never hear from a Redneck…1. “I’ll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex”2....
Cheap Date
Worried that his son was spending too much money on dates, Little Johnny’s Father...