Automotive horror
|As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering,...
Bashing Blondes…part 1!
Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote? A: Got stuck in a trap,...
You Know You’re From California When…
You Know You’re From California When…1. The fastest part of your commute is down...
IRS
The IRS announced that obese Americans are entitled to certain tax breaks. Apparently, under...
Little Johnny and Venus Statue
The teacher, brought a Venus statue in class and asks: “What do you like...
The three truths in life
There are three truths in life:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah….2....
If the NSA ran Christmas…
|Your ornaments would have a secret trap door that only the NSA could access...
Wrong Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did that appendectomy go?”"Appendectomy?” shrieks the other. “I...
The Rusty Gates!
Saint Peter is doing his thing , minding the Gates of Heaven , when...
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses…
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches...