Drown my troubles
I’ve often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can’t get my wife to...
Tuns of Puns! Part I
Did you hear about the butcher who accidentally backed into the meat grinder? He...
Fish jokes 05
|What kind of money do fishermen make?Net profits!What do you get if you cross...
I’m over the hill
|We’re over the hill but don’t feel sadThis side of the hill ain’t all...
BOSSES & TECHNOLOGY
BOSSES & TECHNOLOGYBoss: “My laptop computer is locked up. Can you help?”Dilbert: “Remember you...
How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?
Q: How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?A: With a fishing pole!
What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth?
What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth?It means that the...
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle…
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large...
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?Fake an orgasm.
During the Vietnam war…
During the Vietnam war, a Lieutenant asked a Marine why he was falling back...