Top Things You Don’t Want to Overhear Over an Airline P.A. System
|1. Ocean crossing flight: This is your Captain speaking, I just wanted to take...
Yo mama is so short
Yo mama so short she poses for trophies! Yo mama so short you can...
A young kid’s in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded…
A young kid’s in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded on a tropical...
Tennis Elbow?
If tennis players get tennis elbow, and squash players get squash knees, what do...
Puppies don’t surf…
Why Dogs don’t surf the web…Can’t stick their heads out of Windows 2000.Too difficult...
An easy solution
On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting...
Children’s letters to God
Dear GOD, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was...
A little boy squirrel and a little girl squirrel…
A little boy squirrel and a little girl squirrel were chattering and playing around...
Dealing with a juggler
|Juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police. “What are those...