What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?- A fruit stand.
Which Secretary To Hire?
An office manager was sent three secretaries, equally qualified, to fill one vacancy. “Well,”...
Lying Politicians
A busload of politicians were driving down a country road when, all of a...
Top reasons why it’s great to be Canadian
It beats being an American. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn...
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?The greyhounds wait for the...
Noisy stuff
Radar: “Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.”Pilot: “Roger, but we are...
Ticket Please
Three lawyers and three engineers were traveling by train to the same meeting. At...
“Very Offensive” Space Shuttle Jokes.
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Wash Hair In Sink
Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?A: Because, that’s where you’re...
Paying Rent
“That bastard husband of mine wanted me to sleep with the landlord because he...