Adults have learned
|Great truths about life that adults have learnedRaising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to...
Don’t Forget!
An 80-year-old couple were having problems remembering things, so theydecided to go to their...
Call In Sick…
Bob calls in to his job:”Hey, boss I’m not coming to work today. I’m...
Signs You’re On A Bad Date
From Late Show with David Letterman – Friday, November 11, 1994Top Ten Signs You’re...
Application rejections
|Baxter ConnersVice PresidentCompany 203203 Wall St.New York, NY 10015Dear Mr. Conners,Thank you for your...
Retirement
Retirement means twice as much husband for half as much money.
Osama/Taliban Jokes
Late Nite Jokes heard on T.V.”There is now a $5 million dollar bounty on...
Newfoundland and Nova Scotia
Did you hear about the war between Newfoundland and Nova Scotia?The Newfies were lobbing...
Lose Weight
John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Cut your head...
The Blond and the Brunette.
There was a Blond and a Brunette on an airplane.All of a sudden the...