Three Girls
There were three girls in a bar. One girl says…”I can get a whole...
Vikings in a Dome.
Why do the Vikings play in a Dome?Because even God can’t stand to watch!
An old lady owned two monkeys…
An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died,so she took them...
A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has…
A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has just takento work....
Free samples
Your cousin Jimmy is so stupid, he stole some free samples!
Computer Diagnosis
One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend...
face like a million dollars
You’ve a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!
Who won the race?
Ok there are two gay guys and two lesbians. They are on a race...
A bum asks a man for $2…
A bum asks a man for $2.The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”The bum...
Be Politically Correct With Women
She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE – She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT. She is not...