Insult Collection #13
We know that you would give your life for us. Promise! When you pass...
If Men made the Rules
1. Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument....
A day late.
Guy goes to the doctor to get the results of a health check. Doctor...
There was this fisherman that always had a good day fishing…
There was this fisherman that always had a good day fishing. His friend, the...
A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband…
A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband in bed with...
Who’s perfect.
There are 3 people walking down the street: the perfect man, the perfect woman,...
Elephant With Thorn
An elephant is walking through the jungle when she gets a thorn inher foot....
Rob the supermarket
|A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were robbing a supermarket when a police...
The bad news and the good news
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
An abstract joke
Two bananas are lying on a river bank when a turd comes floating by....