Your Mommas…
Your Momma’s teeth are so yellow that when she smiles people SLOW DOWN!
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Through infinite myst, software reverberatesIn code possess’d of invisible folly.Wilt thou dare interfaceWith thy...
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One day as Monica Lewinsky was walking along the beach awaiting her Senate trial...
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A man came home from work one day to find his wife on the...
A British Army colonel was reviewing the troops in colonial India…
A British Army colonel was reviewing the troops in colonial India.One man he passed...
MICHAEL KENNEDY
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Baptizing the Drunk!
A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river.He...
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I got home from work last night…
I got home from work last night and said to my wife, “You are...