Elephants VIII
What has two grey legs and two brown legs?An elephant with diarrhea.What do you...
What’s the difference between Love, True Love and showing off?
What’s the difference between Love, True Love and showing off? Spit, swallow and gargle.
Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time…
Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time, and they weregreeted...
Twelve Inch Pianist
This guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny piano and stool, and...
Questions & Answer Quickies!
Q.) What does it mean when the flag is at half mast at the...
Some years ago
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Dog with no legs
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…And I will do anything for love.
The beautiful secretary of the president of a bank goes on a sight-seeingtour with...
That Scottish couple finally worked out a solution…
That Scottish couple finally worked out a solution to the eternallove triangle.They ate the...
Some time ago Mr. Clinton was hosting a state dinner…
Some time ago Mr. Clinton was hosting a state dinner when at the last...