ADVICE FOR IDIOTS
|An actual tip from page 16 of the Hewlett Packard Environmental, Health & Safety...
How a man can tell if a woman has PMS
She stops reading Glamour and starts reading Guns and Ammo.She considers chocolate a major...
The Wish…..
There was this boy that lived with his mother.One night the boy woke up...
What’s the most active muscle in a woman?
Q: What’s the most active muscle in a woman?A: The penis.
Math
Why is math always sad?Because it has too many problems.
Is there a doctor in the house?
A strained voice called out through the darkenedtheater, “Please, is there a doctor in...
Bear Hunting
One day Fred decided he wanted to take up deer hunting. So Fred went...
3 Vampires in Bar
Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down. The first vampire says,”I’d like...
Polak Signal Lights
An English guy is driving with a Polish guy as his passenger, when he...
Democrats V. Republicans
Democrats V. Republicans What it all boils down to ISSUE | DEMOCRATS | REPUBLICANS——————————————————————-criminals...