A closer call
The Pilots One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner...
Ten things to say about gifts you don’t like
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A scientist was successful in cloning himself, and was asked to speak at a...
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How to Hunt Elephants — Senior Manager Style
How to Hunt Elephants — Senior Manager StyleSenior managers set broad elephant hunting policy...
Stopping the hillbilly
|This hillbilly is traveling across Texas when a state policeman pulls him over.”You got...
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Wife’s Operation
I was in las Vegas, when a man walked up to me and “sir...
Offer legal advice
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