Gov\\\\\\\’t
Don’t steal… The government doesn’t like competition!
If Men made the Rules
1. Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument....
The Fowl-Mouthed Parrot!
A woman was walking down the street past a pet shop, and when she...
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal
|Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
Revocation of Independence
To the citizens of the United States of America:In light of your failure to...
Insult Collection #8
For two cents, I`d give you a piece of my mind — and all...
Dead Ringer, Part II
With the hunchback still dead, and his no-armed replacement still dead, the church leader...
Where are we?
|Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle...
Pink and Purple
What is the difference between pink and purple?The grip, man, its all in the...
Blonde Doctor?
Doctor: We need to get these people to a hospital! Nurse: What is it?...