What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
Real news headlines 13
Here are a few genuine news bloopers gleaned from American newspapers. These were taken...
Marriage Quotes 1
In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes. –...
Fish jokes 01
|Which fish can perform operations?A Sturgeon!Where do little fishes go every morning?To plaice school!What...
The results of a study
|About 85% of women are responsible for cooking the family dinner, and 84% wish...
The company president called the chief security guard…
The company president called the chief security guard into his office. “Chuck, we’ve received...
Top 10 signs that you are too drunk
10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the...
If, And, Butt!
If a bra is an upper topper titty flopper stopper.And a jock strap is...
Not the Sexiest Man Alive
From David Letterman – Tuesday, January 31, 1995Top Ten Signs You’re Not The Sexiest...
Fixing broken computers
|An office technician got a call from a user. The user told the tech...