A neutron at a bar
|A neutron walks into a bar. “I’d like a beer” he says.The bartender promptly...
Question: What is 1 + 2?
Question: What is 1 + 2 ?Politician: Well, if you look at the seasonally...
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree ? – Because it was...
The Typical Male Decision Process!
A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He...
Bill, Hillary and Chelsea
Bill, Hillary and Chelsea Clinton are on Air Force One.Bill says to Hillary, “I...
Weight Control
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Breaking and Entering
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
Humor relating to Iraq
The problem with the Iraqi army is that they were using Russian defense tactics:...
A man, being on top of a woman…
A man, being on top of a woman, says after a while: “Honey, your...
Staring down from the bench to announce the terms…
Staring down from the bench to announce the terms of thedivorce decree, the judge...