The Pearly Gates Computer
A man arrives at the Pearly Gates and finds that St. Peter is not...
More Redneck One-liners!
You just might be a Redneck if:You’ve ever tried to drown a fish. You...
Outrageous Flirting Lines
You can’t be real. May I pinch you to see if I’m dreaming?Hey, didn’t...
What do Viagra And DisneyLand have in common?
What do Viagra And DisneyLand have in common?They both cause you to stand around...
Emacs acronyms
|EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Master of Arts Comes SimplerEMACS:...
Lesbian at the gynecologist.
A young lesbian goes to her gynecologist for her yearly pelvicexamination. She puts on...
Catfish vs. Lawyer
Q: What’s the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?A: Ones a gross dirty...
Emotional extremes
|The aspiring psychiatrists were attending their first class on emotional extremes. “Just to establish...
Consultation fees
|A lawyer’s dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals...
Great to be a woman
|Reason’s why it’s great to be a woman Free drinks. Free dinners. Free movies....