Heavy metal guitarist
Q: How do you get a heavy metal guitarist to stop playing guitar?A: Put...
What’s in the bag?
|A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde robbed a supermarket. As they were stealing,...
The cat’s chalkboard assignments
|In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of...
A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly…
A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly. After long hours of effort,...
Out the window!
There was an American on a buisness trip in England. He got on a...
Whatcha Doin’ Daddy?”
Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed rolling on a...
Nothing Works
I was enjoying the second week of a two-week vacation the same way I...
Having A Baby Is Like…
What a mother once told her teenage daughter about how it felt to have...
What does it mean when the flag at the…
What does it mean when the flag at thePost Office is flying at half...
Miget with a lisp!
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend.”I...