Get a Life
Patient: Doctor, I have a problem. I feel unhealthy and depressed. Doctor: You should...
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
The Enterprise/Toilet Paper
Q: What does the Star Trek Enterprise and tiolet paper have in common?A: They...
A fun game
While your sitting on the toilet you see written on the stall door: Congratulations!...
Men & Public Toilets!
Ok guys, own up…which one are you?Excitable Type Pants are twisted, cannot find hole,...
How Army policy began
|This is Army policy all begins… Start with a cage containing five apes. In...
The Walrus
Why do Walruses go to Tupperware parties?To find a tight Seal.
How do you make a butterfly
|How do you make a butterfly?Flick it out of the butter dish with a...
Ounces of brain for sale
|A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a...