Alcohol as a substitute for a woman
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
OLD NEVER DIES 6
|OLD HIKERS never die, they just trail awayOLD HIPPIES never die, they just smell...
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred…
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred boxers or briefs? “Depends.”
What’s the best way to kill a man?
Q: What’s the best way to kill a man?A: Put a naked woman and...
Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?
Q: Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?A: To meet chicks.
ADVICE FOR IDIOTS
|An actual tip from page 16 of the Hewlett Packard Environmental, Health & Safety...
Jewish Dog Does Tricks
A man walks into a shul with a dog. The shammas comes up to...
Peroxides and Black Men
Q: What do peroxide blondes and black men have in common?A: They both have...
Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?
Q: Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?A: Because it helps...
A Drinking Problem
I have got a drinking problem…. I’ve got two hands, but only one mouth…