In And Out Of Puddles
A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the...
Deer Tracks
Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said “Oh,...
How come Mike Tysons eyes always water during sex?
How come Mike Tyson’s eyes always water during sex? Mace…
Top Ten Subtle Differences Between College And Hell
10. It doesn’t snow in Hell.9. Everyone has heard of Hell.8. It’s more fun...
Why are you yelling that?
|A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.In the first room,...
The Parrot
There’s this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like an old salt,...
Ignored
Patient walks into a doctor’s office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!
Secret
This guy walks into a bar and two steps in realizes it’s a gay...
Stupid blonde driver
|A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
All numbers are equal
|Theorem: All numbers are equal.Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t =...