Cow Joke
Knock Knock Who’s there? Interupting Cow Interupt…. MOO!!
Yo mamas so fat … skittles
Yo mamas so fat she sat on Saturn and skittles started falling out
How many Los Angeles police officers does it take to beat up,,,
How many Los Angeles police officers does ittake to beat up a black motorist?None....
Traveling on the train
|There was an Irishman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage...
A couple few one-liners to enjoy!
Q:What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 lbs.Q:What is...
Constantly complaining about the temperature
|A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the...
Blondes have more fun!
When blondes have more fun, do they know it?
The football-playing turkey
|The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large...
Dating hints for men
|Dating hints for gentlemenThere are lots of ways to ruin a date. Here are...
Emacs acronyms
|EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Master of Arts Comes SimplerEMACS:...