Pickup Lines
1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.2. Can I...
A rural Frenchman was on trial…
A rural Frenchman was on trial for killing his wife whenhe found her with...
Rita Rudner’s Facts About Men
A man in the house is worth two in the street. – Mae WestGive...
Lesbian at the gynecologist.
A young lesbian goes to her gynecologist for her yearly pelvicexamination. She puts on...
Payback IS a Bit….
A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar...
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt…
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt.”Reach up there...
Your hair smells nice
A man walks up to a woman in his office and tells her that...
Star Wars Ode to Y.O.D.A.
Y. O. D. A (To the Village People’s “Y. M. C. A”)(As sung by...
Blonde quickies 1-20
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted!Q: How...
What is the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?One snatches watches and the...