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A lawyer died. At the same moment, the Pope also died. They arrived at...
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Where’s the Manager!
A rather attractive woman goes up to the cash register in a restaurant. She...
What would you do if you had a condum with a hole…
What would you do if you had a condum with a holein it in...
Comments from Dr’s Patients
A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients made while he was...
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Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?
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Is there a mouse in the house?
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Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...