The Priest
Q: Why did the Priest go to Walmart?A: He wanted to get boys pants...
Redneck house
You might be a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
Cosmo Quad Turbo RX-7
A hip young man goes out and buys the best car available: a 2005...
Taxes
The IRS says they can’t give back 80 million dollars in refunds because they...
Exerise For The Nonathletic
Calories can be burned by the hundreds by engaging in strenuous activities that do...
Return your keys
|Before a friend’s wedding reception, we passed out keys (blanks) to several girls and...
Grenade
Q: What do you do if a blond throws a pin at you? A:...
A guy from weather bureau
Wife: Who was that on the phone?Husband: Wrong number. Some guy thought this was...
The wife of an older man is distraught…
The wife of an older man is distraught because her husband’s um…little sailor can’t...
A serious condition
A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just afterarriving home...