The Hamster Show
A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he will give...
Short Lawyer Jokes V
Q: What is the definition of a shame (as in “that’s a shame”)?A: When...
Rodeo Sex
Have you heard about the latest sensation? It’s called “Rodeo Sex”?Thats when you mount...
Cannibals and Missionaries
Two cannibals meet one day…The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t seem...
Kidnapped by a redneck?
Q: How do you know you’ve been kidnapped by a redneck?A: He’s asking 2...
50 things to do at Walmart
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them...
Now that I’m older…
Now that I’m older…..here’s what I’ve discovered…..I started out with nothing..I still have most...
Miget with a lisp!
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend.”I...
We’ve been robbed!
A farmer and his daughter were coming back from town with their money from...
The puzzle.
One morning this blonde calls her friend and says “Please come over and help...