The Brown and White Cows!
There was a farmer who had a brown cow and a white cow and...
Onion Balls
While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man’s...
True story from the WordPerfect helpline!
This is a true story from the WordPerfect helpline. Needless, to say the helpdesk...
You can now eat your own plate
|Taipei, Taiwan (AP) – Diners tempted to lick a plate after a delicious meal...
Gold medal
What’s better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!
Drink to Forget
Sign seen in a bar:”Those drinking to forget please pay in advance.”
How gross is that?
Gross is having to tuck your hemorrhoid into your sock so you won’t step...
Lawyers get robbed
|Two lawyers are in a bank, when, suddenly, armed robbers burst in.While several of...
What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?
Here’s a gross one:What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their...
Pantyhose
Q. How many animals can you get into one pair of pantyhose? A. Several....