A fine sermon
A man finally goes with his wife to church. The man was so impressedwith...
5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
Cheap widow
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituaryfor her...
Holiday Banana Bread
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A Letter From Barbie
************************* Chief Executive Officer Mattel, Inc. El Segundo, CADear Sir,Listen you little troll, I’ve...
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The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut and handed to the pediatrician,...
What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?
Q: What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?A: Oil...
On the beach, how can you recognize a guy who uses an inflatable doll?
On the beach, how can you recognize a guy who uses aninflatable sex doll?Instead...
Reward for goodness
Three men died in a car accident and met Jesus himself at the Pearly...
Who are Sven War, Ollie Famine, Piter Pestilence, and Jergi Death?
Q: Who are Sven War, Ollie Famine, Piter Pestilence, and Jergi Death?A: The four...