Pushing it!
Q: Why do so many Polish navy personnel drown? A: Because when the engine...
Five Maxims of Making Excuses
1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...
Lost X Files Christmas episode
|Mulder: We’re too late. It’s already been here.Scully: Mulder, I hope you know what...
You Are No Longer “Cool” When
You find yourself listening to talk radio. You daughter says she got pierced and...
Cards You Will Never See In Hallmark
“Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife.” “How could...
An amazing talking dog
|A man and his dog walk into a bar. The man proclaims, “I’ll bet...
Assign the punishment
Three guys found themselves in Hell: we will call them Carl, Bob, and Brett,...
African Missionary
Did you hear about the African missionary that gave some cannibals their first taste...
How do you know a blond has been using your computer?
How do you know a blond has been using your computer?When the joy stick...
A tall woman met a midget at a party…
A tall woman met a midget at a party. The midget was barely three...