Best form of Birth Control
What is the best form of Birth ControlAnswer: Marriage
Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton…
Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton on a recent flight.After the plane...
Diaper Change
Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby’s diapers every month?A: Because it...
Boomerang
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A stick.
The Big Pencil
Question: What’s the biggest pencil in the World?Answer: Pennsylvania!
Some very common traits in two drunks
|A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...
What has four legs and smells like fish?
What has four legs and smells like fish? Clinton’s desk.
After the Office Party
John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed...
yo mammas breath…
yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck
Redneck Bonanza!
Q: What do a redneck divorce and a tornado have in common?A: Either way...