Husband’s Excuse
The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his...
Accordion jokes
|An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A:...
On their wedding night the husband was so self…
On their wedding night the husband was so self – conscious about the smallness...
Things you’d really like to say at work!
01. I can see your point, but you’re still full of crap.02. I don’t...
Preventive medicine belief
|Mary: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor.Doctor: Oh, really?Mary: Yes, she tries to...
My girlfriend is out in the car
|A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something...
Girls and Hockey
Why can’t girls play hockey?Because they have to change their pads every period!
GM vs Microsoft
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with...
Neil Armstrong True Story
When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he not only...
The twelve days after Christmas
|The first day after ChristmasMy true love and I had a fightAnd so I...