Installing a Carpet
|A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out...
Do You Know what Im doing?
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist. The doctor took one look at...
O.J., Elway, and Modell?
Q: What do John Elway, Art Modell, and O.J. Simpson all have in common?...
Three acurate guesses
One of the bachelors in the apartment development sneaked upbehind an older woman, covered...
Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...
Yo mama is so flat
Yo mama so flat she’s jealous of the wall! Yo mama so flat she’s...
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with…
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with “Guess” on it.So I said...
Why did the pervert cross the road?
Why did the pervert cross the road?He was stuck to the chicken.
Mental Health Patient
It was dusk time when a man had a flat tire right in front...
On a cross-country bus trip…
On a cross-country bus trip, Mrs. Davis became extremely queasy dueto motion sickness.She make...