yo mamma is so ugly… onion
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.
Wife comes home to find the old man…
Wife comes home to find the old man humping the dog in the front...
3 times a virgin.
A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin.Somebody asked her...
Two drunks walk into a bar…
Two drunks walk into a bar. The first drunk looks at his buddy and...
Seen You Before?
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, “Haven’t...
Female Laws To Live By
The female always make the rules. The rules are subject to change at any...
Stop credit card fraud
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Lazy
How can you tell if a man you’re dating is lazy?He throws his kisses.
Want me to paint for you?
|A blonde was recently fired from an M&M factory for throwing away Ws and...
Blonde quickies 161-180
161. Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours? A: Write ‘Please turn...