Literal Actions
Two polish guys walk into a bar and sit down on the stools. All...
One Hundred Orgasms
A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends:Brunette: Last night I had *three*...
I used my head
Three guys made a competition to see who would make a girl scream louder...
I think Rover is getting a bit old…
“I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.”"Bullshit,...
The Wrong Way
As a old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he...
Stop redundancy
|The Committee for the Reduction of Redundancy and the Antiproliferation of Repetition has decided...
What is Green, Slimy…
What is Green, Slimy, and Smells like Pork?Kermit’s Dick
There was life before the computer
|An application was for employmentA program was a TV showA cursor used profanityA keyboard...
Why did the Avon lady walk funny?
Why did the Avon lady walk funny? Her lipstick.
Paradox of Woman
If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman. If you don’t, you are...