An elderly couple walk into a doctor office…
An elderly couple walk into a doctor’s office. The man tells the doctor, “Doctor,...
Presidential Debate Drinking Game
Since I couldn?t find a good drinking game for the upcoming Presidential debates online,...
A man and his Alligator
A man and his alligator walk into a bar and the man asks, “Does...
A Perfect Woman Is…
What’s the definition of a perfect woman?a) Three feet tall with a round hole...
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant…
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant. The waiter tells them tonight’s special is...
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market…
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market. One...
12 Things NOT to Say if Pulled Over
12. Hey, wasn’t your daughter a porn queen?11. I’m surprised you stopped me, Dunkin...
What did the mongoloid say to his dog?
What did the mongoloid say to his dog?Downsyndrome!!
Death in the Family
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself....
Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
Why did the one-handed man cross the road? To get to the second hand...