True Gender of Object
Mirrors are female because none of their reflections are really their own.Stamps are female...
Magic Johnson on rollerblades…
What do you call Magic Johnson on rollerblades?ROLLAIDS!
The first pitch!
The President and Mrs. Clinton are in the front row at a Yankee’s game....
Guyness Quiz
Guyness QuizTake This Scientific Quiz to Determine Your Guyness Quotient1. Alien beings from a...
Marry You
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?A: Tell her she’s pregnant.Q:...
One Eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said, “Look at...
Helen Keller
Why did Helen Keller go insane?She tried to read a stucco wall.
Why Women Live Longer
Why do women live longer than men?Someone has to stick around and clean up...
The Old Monk
A new monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to help the other...
Phone songs
|All of the following songs may be played on a touch-tone phone. Commas are...