Outrageous lying
|A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
Prison and Work…one and the same!
IN PRISON…You spend the majority of your time in an 8×10 cell. AT WORK…..You...
Wedding Toast 3
Don’t go on your honeymoon for longer than 5 days, or you will get...
Lazy
How can you tell if a man you’re dating is lazy?He throws his kisses.
My feminine side
Bob, who’s gay, decides to go out for a good timeand ends up at...
House explosion
You might be a redneck if you lit a match in the bathroom and...
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue?
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue? – Put a leg of ham up her...
The way to a heart of a man
The way to a man’s heart is through his feet(but you need a long...
Farm jokes 02
|What do you get if you all sit under a cow?A pat on the...
Language Trends of the Future
Language Trends of the FutureThere are consistent trends in the past evolution of languages,...