What does HMO stand for?
Q. What does HMO stand for?A. This is actually a variation of the phrase,...
One night, as a couple lay down for bed…
This joke sucks….One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently...
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?They all gather around their cash registers and sing”What...
Your’re a redneck if…
You’re a redneck if…-You have more fingers than you do teeth-You cut your grass...
Texan’s guide to life
|Never squat with yer spurs on. There’s two theories to arguin’ with a woman;...
Jesse James
Jessie James and his gang are attacking a train outside of Oklahoma City. As...
Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time…
Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time in one...
Quick Ones!
What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? – 45 lbs. What’s the...
Smarts?
What do you call a blonde that dies her hair Brown? Artificialintelligence!
Automotive horror
|As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering,...