Tuns of Puns! Part V
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Good news?
A doctor tells his patient -”I’ve got some good news and I’ve got some...
Some fun rules
Some fun rules1. I can please only one person per day. Today is not...
You’re in great health
|Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be eighty.Patient: But, doctor, I am...
Hair on my chest
A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for their 25th...
Operating systems as beers
|DOS Beer — Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you...
Can You Read This
A young woman, two months pregnant, went to see her obstetrician. He was in...
I am called a Princess
The United Airline’s passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant...
I think I’ll try a nicer approach
|Every night, after dinner, a man took off for the local tavern. He spent...
New Viruses on the loose!
Oprah Winfrey virus: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB and then slowly...