Real classified ads 02
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...
How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?
How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?Marry her !Sent by Bob
The idiot drunk!
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the...
The Cowboy Code
THE COWBOY CODE1. A cowboy removes his hat when entering the presence of a...
Tattoo Parlour
A lady was a huge Paul MCCartney fan and wanted a tattoo of him...
What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address?
Q. What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address? A. Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
Outhouse On Quicksand?
Q: What do you call an outhouse built on quicksand?A: Trapper John
Customer support logs
|Actual dialog of a former Customer Support employee: Support: “Ridge Hall computer assistant; may...
Avoid While Waiting For Date
Things Not To Do While Waiting For Your Date At Her Parents’ House10. Sniff...
Answering Machine Recording
Answering Machine Recording:”You have reached the breast self-examination hot line. Please press 1 now…….Now...