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Yo mamma is such a bad cook that even the cockroaches throw up!
Things NOT to say to a Cop!
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Stinky Feet, Bad Breath
A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom...
Paddy long legs!
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What did the lawyer name his daughter?
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Golf Genie
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One night, as a couple lay down for bed…
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