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The new nun
The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she...
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Dum and Dummer were roughing in a house when Dummer sees Dum throwing away...
A man takes the ferry home from work
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How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team?
How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team? Because all of the mexicans...
Respectfully Cheating
Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. “Betty, I was wondering —...
Bad News 4
Doctor: I have some good news and some bad news, which shall I tell...
A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven…
A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven,but not at all happy with...
Identifying wasted time
|TO: ALL PERSONNELFROM: ACCOUNTING It has come to our attention recently that many of...